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  1. 02-20-2014, 01:24 PM #31
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    My wife knows karate. We've been married for ten years and she's never taken a swing at me. However, when we were dating I asked her to punch me in the stomach. I thought I was pretty strong because I did 100 crunches 3 times a week. I tightened up and everything....it still left a bruise. It was the last time I asked her to punch me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Northman View Post
    epic
    Well that just doesn't make sense. He didn't kick a dog or nothin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    Have you ever dated a black chick?
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    Or a chick that drinks dark liquor. Women are the meanest things on the planet when dark liquor is involved.
    Nope, neither.
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    lmao!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    Nope, neither.
    Well, you've missed out on some epic fights, and probably the best poon on the planet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by claymore View Post
    Well, you've missed out on some epic fights, and probably the best poon on the planet.
    I'm happy to make that tradeoff. I guess I'm just a low-key kinda guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroncoWave View Post
    I'm happy to make that tradeoff. I guess I'm just a low-key kinda guy.
    Is your Dr. GF clinical during your lovemaking? Does she refer to everything in their medical terms?
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    BW's banging a Doc? Gosh dang, he's turning out good!
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    What is the medical term for a miniature penis?
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    I'm happier than tom brady in a gay bar....
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    Quote Originally Posted by claymore View Post
    BW's banging a Doc? Gosh dang, he's turning out good!
    I know. He went from annoying pissant to annoying pissant whose banging a Dr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    What is the medical term for a miniature penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chazoe60 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    What is the medical term for a miniature penis?
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    You SOB
    I LOL'd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim View Post
    What is the medical term for a miniature penis?
    Microsoft
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dzone View Post
    Microsoft
    Or the tablet edition... MicroSlim
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